8 Sats, 6 hours, and they think I don't check the mempool

Manual review, obvious. Support reads from the same script—"blockchain congestion"—like I haven't been running chain analysis on every withdrawal since 2022. jackbit cleared my last rollover clean at 72 hours to the minute, so the edge is still there, but the lie sits usable now. Three books, same backend, different skin. Just need someone else logging batch times or I'm building this dataset alone.