Found $5 in my jeans, turned it into a clean bonus clear and I'm still waiting for the catch

So I'm sitting here with this PDF open, right, the provably fair whitepaper from god knows when, trying to math my way into feeling in control again. And meanwhile I pull a fiver out of yesterday's jeans — literally crumpled in the pocket like some kind of omen — and instead of coffee or gas or whatever normal people do, I buy $5 of LTC and park it on mBit.

Then the actual thing happens. The bonus. Cleared clean. Not that hitch where you're staring at "pending" for three days wondering if they're gonna invent a document you don't have. Just... Done.

I keep refreshing like the number's gonna apologize. KnowETAll mate if you're reading this, that post-clear flatness you talked about — I'm in it. The Heat tip in an hour and I'm supposed to be "sitting on it" this time but my hands are already doing that thing where they open new tabs.

Is it variance being nice once or did I finally learn something? Don't answer that.