Henry's doing the manual review waltz and I'm three days deep

Slept proper for once, head clear, thought I'd spot the patterns before they spotted me. Didn't happen. Run cooled off hard last night and instead of logging I chased — proper sensible stuff, mate — threw good money after the flatness, convinced myself the sleep debt meant I was *due* for clarity.

Now I'm watching Henry's stall like it's 2019 again. Same script: "escalated to relevant department," "additional verification may be required," zero timeline. I've seen this film. Three days is the sweet spot where they hope you reload to "speed things up" or just evaporate into the weekend.

Not naming names on the site yet — still hoping I'm wrong, still hoping someone's got a Tuesday miracle from them that proves it's just my account being special. But the silence has that weight, you know? The kind where you check your spam folder at 2 AM like a ritual.

Anyone else sitting in manual review purgatory this week, or is it just my turn to hold the bag?