RiskyTrailTaker
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kay… so I was gonna keep this one to myself but it’s too ridiculous not to share 
Last weekend, me and Davide were stuck indoors thanks to some lovely British drizzle
, so I thought I’d hop onto Mr Green Casino to kill some time before dinner. I figured, hey, I’ve had a decent run lately — why not try a little roulette and see if the hot streak’s still alive?
Mistake #1: I deposited £100 and didn't double-check if I’d opted into the bonus. Turns out, I had, and it locked me into a 35x wagering requirement on both the deposit AND the bonus.
Mistake #2: I got cocky. I started flat-betting red/black like a robot, then decided to go all-in on odd numbers. It hit even. Naturally.
Mistake #3: I rage deposited another £50 to chase it… and accidentally opened a live blackjack table with a £25 min bet. That was literally HALF my balance gone on one hand — and I drew a 16 against a dealer 10. Guess how that ended?
Moral of the story? Don’t gamble while hangry and mildly annoyed at the rain. And triple-check the damn bonus terms. Mr Green’s fine in terms of UI and speed, but man their bonus structure is like trying to do algebra on a moving train.
Anyone else had a rough run there? Or am I just wearing the clown hat this week?
Last weekend, me and Davide were stuck indoors thanks to some lovely British drizzle
, so I thought I’d hop onto Mr Green Casino to kill some time before dinner. I figured, hey, I’ve had a decent run lately — why not try a little roulette and see if the hot streak’s still alive?Mistake #1: I deposited £100 and didn't double-check if I’d opted into the bonus. Turns out, I had, and it locked me into a 35x wagering requirement on both the deposit AND the bonus.
Mistake #2: I got cocky. I started flat-betting red/black like a robot, then decided to go all-in on odd numbers. It hit even. Naturally.
Mistake #3: I rage deposited another £50 to chase it… and accidentally opened a live blackjack table with a £25 min bet. That was literally HALF my balance gone on one hand — and I drew a 16 against a dealer 10. Guess how that ended?
Moral of the story? Don’t gamble while hangry and mildly annoyed at the rain. And triple-check the damn bonus terms. Mr Green’s fine in terms of UI and speed, but man their bonus structure is like trying to do algebra on a moving train.
Anyone else had a rough run there? Or am I just wearing the clown hat this week?